We have plenty of time allotted just to go out and ride…….and a few times that we all ride with a (pre-determined) purpose. Here’s a loose schedule of events that we have planned for GF5.

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Friday

Noonish – Folks start to arrive and we begin to erect Gnome-Camp

Friday Afternoon – Go explore the trails (we’ll give you a map)

Friday Evening –Kegger Party (free beer…..till it runs out) What better way to break the ice, than to have some sweet gnometoberfest brew and hang out around the bonfire. Grill up some dinner and keep your wits about you in preparation for the night ride.

Friday Darkish – Night Ride – Bring your lights and some modicum of sobriety, cuz we’re gonna go out and do a nice slow night ride…….sure that’s what I say now, but we seem to always lose some people out in the woods on this one. Don’t fret…..nobody’s had to spend the night lost in the woods alone….(yet).

 

Saturday

Saturday AM – We’ll break into small groups and discuss how gnomes have influenced our fetish lifestyles. (no really) we’ll have a Ladies ride……..a way technical trail ride……..a medium rare ride……..you get the idea…….or we just ride with whoever is around when we crawl out of our sleeping bags.

Saturday Noonish – Gather up, lather up, grab a sack, and return to Gnome-Camp to refuel for the Dirt-Cat.

Saturday After Lunch – You’ll be given a muddy set of rules and sent out on a mission to lie cheat and steal your way to stardom as international gnome hunting champion……part scavenger hunt….part orienteering and part IQ test…..our Dirt-Cat is sure to delight and confuse.

 

Saturday Evening – A whole lotta Cajun gnome-fest love. GF-5 brings Mardi-Gras to the north woods with beads, beer, boobs and everything!

Beer Pot Luck – Everybody brings beer to share…….we put all the beer in a baby pool and cover it with ice. Drink all night.

Home Brew Contest – Our own panel of taste-masters will judge your home brewed beer and crown the winner – King Gnome Brew

Jambalya Contest – (Part of the Pot Luck Buffet) – A panel of Judges will vote on the best Cajun Dish at the fest. Bring a pot of Jambalya, Ettouffee or Gumbo or a side dish or desert to share and feast well.

Saturday – Drunk O’Clock – the Dwarfcycle Figure Eight Death Race Returns! Contestants strip down to their underoos and race head to head for all the tea in china…….or medals. Men’s and woman’s races…….. el borracho masks…… costumes……and slutty lingerie recommended. Yes...yes.....

Sunday

Sunday AM – All fun rides all the time – this is where we get to ride with all the new friends that we made during the weekend’s activities

Nothing but fun in the sun...and in the dark of night!

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